Mike Braun, the esteemed senator from Indiana, just quoted Kurt Vonnegut. May I offer a few Vonnegut quotes myself?
"If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal. If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative. What could be simpler?""The overwhelming popularity of President Bush, in spite of everything, finally shows us what the American people, whom we have so sentimentalized for so long, a la Norman Rockwell, really are, thanks to TV and purposely lousy public schools: ignorant. Count on it!"
"The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead."
Vonnegut is so right. The "Right" is Wrong and the "Left" is Stupid!
Update:Elwood Blues gets cemented in favorite, because Elwood is going to be famous for never dying!
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Kurt Vonnegut, huh? If he's so smart, how come he's dead??
It's an inaccurate stereotype, poorly worded, not very well thought out. Shame on Vonnegut. He's a better writer than that.