Identify the subject or topic. Then formulate, in your own words, the theme of the following jokes:
1. On wedding night, the groom asked the bride, “I thought I was your first boyfriend. Why are not you a virgin anymore?” The bride replied, “Of course, you are my first boyfriend, the others were just customers.”
2. Three men died, but God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said, “I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter.” So God made him 100 times smarter. The second guy said, “I want to be better than that guy, make me 1,000 times smarter.” So God made him 1,000 times smarter. The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, “God make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.” So God made him a woman.
3. A priest died and went to heaven. Interested in ancient scripture scholarship, and having eternity on his side, he decided to study all the languages to help him read the original texts. Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, and Latin. After becoming a linguist, he went to the heavenly library to scrutinize the original Bible texts. All of a sudden, he started crying out loud in the library. The angels rushed to him, only to find him huddled in a corner, crying and muttering to himself, “An R! They left out an R!” Puzzled, one of the angels asked him what the problem was. After collecting his wits, the priest sobbed again, “It is the letter R… the word was supposed to be celebrate.
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