poem of personal grooming.
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You take no pride, dear in your life at all
your appearance is grim, leaves much to chance
if you value my opinion you'll call
but you always lead me, a merry dance.
She said, that our love making was lifeless
for something was missing, or so she deemed
and unless things improved I'd be wifeless
my personal hygiene, not what it seemed.
I had to improve our relationship
more extreme measures were called for and so.
The product I brought enhances my courtship
and what it was called, you all have to know.
"Max Factor New Improved Knacker Laquer
adds zing to your thing; lustre to your cluster."
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