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1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
2. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
3. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
9. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
10. Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!